Where are the Glendronach and Benriach whiskies we've been selling on pre-order? They're on a boat. However, they're not hanging out with T-Pain, sipping Champagne in tuxedos, the wind whipping through their cardboard canisters. They're in a gigantic queue outside the Long Beach port, packed inside a pallet of plastic wrap, waiting to clear customs after a long and drawn-out dock workers strike. If you've ordered one of these bottles as a holiday gift for your favorite whisky drinker, I'll be happy to get you a refund and help you find something else. If you're waiting for your own personal bottle, please hang in there just a bit longer. We're doing everything we can, but there's not a whole lot we can do at this point. The whisky has been here for almost a month. We just can't get to it.