Have you bought your ticket for the Salon yet? Are you telling me you're not going to spend next Sunday evening with us? That's crazy! Why would you not want to come drink Irish whiskey, have a glass of Guinness, and snack on some fine Irish grub? Why would you not want to do that?
We've still got plenty of space for next Sunday's big Irish whiskey tasting. Tickets are $55. Get a ticket and we'll have your name on a list when you get to the Vault in San Mateo! Come on! Stop procrastinating!
I expect to party with you. I mean it.