Obscure References

I'm a big Arrested Development fan, so if you didn't catch yesterday's blog reference, here's the origin--one of my favorite scenes from the show. When Joel, our customer service manager, and I were trying to plan out the Faultline pre-arrival processing schedule I said we should probably wait two days before sending the product to our warehouse. But then our operations manager Brian got them received in and processed in a matter of minutes. When we saw what happened we began acting out the above scene with one another, laughing and doing the dance at the end.

We talk in AD references around the office frequently. Joel and I always have conversations about K&L business speaking solely as the Bluth family. If you've never seen the show it might be time to sign up for Netflix.

-David Driscoll


New Faultline Whiskies Are Ready!

Our spirits buyer David Driscoll thought it would take two days to process the new Faultline pre-orders. I said, "Why not do it in two minutes!!!!" HEY!!!!!

That's why I'm taking things over here at K&L. I'll get things done faster and get the bottles in the store quicker than either one of these David idiots. That's why the new K&L spirits department is: SOLID AS A ROCK!

-Gob Bluth, New President of K&L Spirits Department

Now in stock:

2001 Royal Lochnagar 10 Year Old Faultline Single Barrel Cask Strength Single Malt Whisky $59.99 -- This delicate little Lochnagar is basically one of the few independently bottled around Lochnagar and one of the only cask strength version on the market in the US, we've seen released recently. We managed to get a great price on this cask from the little distillery deep in the Cairngorm mountains. After ten years in a hogshead this whisky already has a lot going on. The wonderful fresh character of this miniscule distillery is at the forefront. Grass and fresh apples, with whiffs of something tannic in the background, maybe it's a bit of black tea. Texturally rather rich for the age, but it's not a massive malt. Slightly waxiness as it finishes on the pepper and grass. Fun stuff and it should be around for a little cause this cask contained just over 300 bottles.

1997 Bowmore 15 Year Old Faultline "Palm Tree" Single Barrel Cask Strength Single Malt Whisky $99.99 -- This cask, from one of the true historical gems on the Queen of the Hebrides, is the perfect example of why I believe Bowmore should still be considered one of Scotland's best distilleries. The distillery itself is a working museum and the distillery bottlings are usually very safe and well crafted. After some "difficulty" at the distillery during the 80s and early 90s, speculation is that they were pushing the distillery to hard. Since then the Bowmore distillery has come roaring back producing some of the most consistently delicious juice we've tasted over the last several years. It's not in their nature to take risks or challenge the market place, but it's certainly in ours. Part of the reason we haven't been able to sell a Bowmore under the Faultline label yet is that when it's good, it's obvious. The bottlers are coveting their stocks and that means that highend product from the 70's which cost $300 two years ago, is going for $900+ today. We're not buying that stuff because there's just no way we could sell it all. Suppliers see those numbers, look at their young Bowmore stocks and salivate. We were incredibly lucky to find this medium aged Bowmore at this fabulous price. This is full force Bowmore in all its beautiful intensity. It's powerfully smoky and exotic. The label pays homage to a famous independently bottled Bowmore from the 1960s.


Faith in Institutions

There are many different institutions within the booze industry. There are distillers, importers, brands, retailers, special societies, tasting groups, bottlers, and message boards--all of which can breed a certain level of dedication or devotion from their patrons. You might be a die-hard Jack Daniels guy, or a devout Kermit Lynch drinker, or a Signatory gal, or a dedicated K&L fan, or a member of some organization that comes together to celebrate whiskey. For whatever reason, something may have excited you about these various institutions, which caused you to want to be a part of what they were doing--to be associated with their activities. Involvement in such an experience can be rewarding (I like to think that our customers at K&L have a fun time tasting through our different selections and reading along with us on the blog). Overzealous faith and adherence to these organizations, however, can be dangerous.

When we start to believe that our association with a certain institution defines who we are and what we do, we run the risk of bringing out some of the worst possible human qualities and characteristics.

Elitism -- I can't tell you how many jerks have I met in my time at K&L who have condescended towards me and used their preferred whisky institution as the basis to do so.

Fanaticism -- I can't tell you how many insane people I have exchanged emails with who have poured through every single tasting note, blog post, and piece of information I have ever put into text in an attempt to prove me wrong, in the hope of discrediting my institution and thereby improving the reputation of their's.

Disillusion -- I can't tell you how many emails I get every year explaining to me that Ardbeg Committee releases are only for actual members of the Ardbeg committee. People -- these are marketing tools. They're not real committees with boards that make decisions based on the overall desire of its members.

I shiver in fear at the idea that any of our customers head over to their tasting groups, spouting off comments like, "I know David and David over at K&L. Yeah, they totally hook me up. I'm on their insider whiskey list, so I get special access." Ugh. Someone shoot me when that happens. I never want K&L to be the type of place that uses access to create class status among customers -- the idea that some customers are better than others. There's a great scene in the film The Zero Effect where Ben Stiller, the lackey assistant for Darryl Zero--the worlds greatest private detective--tells the overzealous, obsessive-compulsive slouth:

There aren't any GOOD guys. You realize that, don't you? I mean: there aren't EVIL guys, and INNOCENT guys. It's just - it's just... It's just a bunch of guys.

Zero is so obsessed with the idea of being a private eye that he breaks the world down into very divisive categories. I feel like whisky drinkers can sometimes do the same. Must-have bottles. Once-in-a-lifetime bottles. Everyday bottles. You get the idea. But, really, it's just a bunch of bottles. It's just whisky. We're just a retail store that helps you to find the ones you want and provides you with the options to do so. We're not a club. We're not a society. We're not a brand. We're not exclusive. Anyone can buy from us and we welcome absolutely everyone.

This seems to fly in the face, however, of what some whisky drinkers are looking for. Some people are searching for acceptance. Others hope for validation. Many want to have an experience unobtainable by the means of the mere casual drinker. That's all well and good--we are human after all. To take pride in your associations is great. To define yourself by your associations, however, and hope others will be impressed by your membership can be off-putting.

-David Driscoll


Bottle Shots

In stock now up North! Two new casks. Delicious. Heaven Hill is also ending their Elijah Craig single barrel program as of now, so this might be one of the last ones out.

Holy shitballs this Bowmore is good. I remember it being tasty, but I honestly did not remember it being this good. It's so fruity and oily, yet simultaneously smoky and phenolic. The best Bowmore we have of any kind right now. This will be in stock next week.

And we finally have our Royal Lochnagar with our bitchin' California heritage label designed by Hollywood customer Jeff Holmes. Jeff, you get a free bottle, of course. This one is very light, soft and fruity, but it's a sneaky whisky. Those in search of big power will certainly poo-poo its subtle sweetness. Those in search of delicacy won't be able to get enough. It is the Queen's whisky, after all. Her highness is a woman of elegance and taste.

-David Driscoll


More New Bourbon Casks

How are you holding up? Are the holidays getting to you yet? Remember we are here to supply you with a magical elixer called alcohol just in case you're having trouble taking the edge off after work. Family members are incredibly more tolerable after a couple of cocktails. It's really amazing! You should try it if you've never done it.

Com' on. What? Are you scared? Everyone's doing it! Don't be a loser.

OK, enough with the after-school-special-drug-pusher talk. We're really kicking it into high gear this week at K&L. Three new 20+ year old Islay casks, a pair of brilliant Kilchoman barrels, and now three new barrels of Kentucky Bourbon. Will the madness ever stop?! (HINT: No, it's never going to stop)

(NOTE: we've got more EC and EW hitting NorCal today, but the Four Roses will have to come up from LA since this was OG's cask -- which means you know it's good because his casks are always better than mine).

Elijah Craig 12 year old K&L Exclusive Single Barrel #431 Bourbon $26.99 -- It's ECSB Time! We spend a lot of time making sure that these single barrels from Kentucky are superior to the already excellent selections from our beloved friends in the Blue Grass State. This barrel was a clear winner in the most recent round of tasting. The nose explodes out of the glass, huge notes of exotic honey, high grade maple syrup, sweet tea, and dark baking spices. The palate brings on more spices balancing what seemed to be a syrupy monster on the nose with strong zesty clove/cinnamon blend. The spiciness mellows on the finish allowing the subtle sweetness to return. A real drinker from a cask the yielded only 10 cases. It won't last long.

2003 Evan Williams K&L Exclusive Single Barrel #869 Bourbon $26.99 -- Here we have another delightful cask coming from Heaven Hill. This one is coming in just under 10 years old, but it's got the complexity to make up for it. The nose is brimming with oak spice, minty sweetness, and an enchanting bouquet of dried fruits. On the palate what once seemed like a spice monster is much more subtle and balanced. Truly one of the most balanced casks of EW that I've come across. The palate isn't sugary per say, but we have absolutely no heat present and the soft oakiness is nearly over powered by the persistent fruit. Proof that bourbon can be one of the world's great delicate spirits.

Four Roses K&L Exclusive Single Barrel OESV Cask Strength Bourbon $64.99 -- This stupendous cask of OESV is the oldest we've yet procured from the fine Four Roses Distillery. Having visit Four Roses recently, it's clear that they do things quite differently. We plan to wade through as many barrels as Mr. Rutledge will let us taste to find the true gems like this barrel here. 12 years and 2 months (some bottles are mislabelled as 11 yo and 9 months, but it's all 12 yo+) in the barrel with a sadly tiny output of only 126 bottles. Despite the high proof this bourbon is soft as cashmere. It's round and rich with a creaminess that alludes to the high corn mashbill. The powerful spice resulting from more than twelve years in oak is seamlessly integrated into the complex bouquet of power fruit aromas. A monster by any measure.

And more good news! We just received our shipment of two Faultline casks a month earlier than expected, so that means those of you who ordered a bottle of the Royal Lochnagar or Bowmore "Palm Tree" should have the whisky in hand before Xmas. I'm expecting the in-stock product to be ready by Tuesday for those of you interested in picking one up.

I'll be back on the Redwood City sales floor today grinding it out. We've got a lot of other new products to tell you about, but I'll save that for another post soon. New mezcales, new tequilas, new whiskies, new brandies. new liqueurs, new gins.

Then I'm off to watch the Warriors take on the Rockets. Hopefully the sweet sound of Steph Curry's swishes will ease the ever-present angst within my body.

-David Driscoll