Gary Sabers the Champagne

Two days ago our Champagne buyer received a present from Italy – a custom-made Champagne saber with his name engraved on it. It was amazing. It was a work of true craftsmanship. There was only one problem: Gary had never used a Champagne saber to open a bottle of Champagne. Being the true professionals we are (and drunks), we decided to test it out in the parking lot after work. I whipped out the old iPhone documentary machine and made sure to memorex this moment. Kids....do not try this at home.

-David Driscoll