Stress Binging

These NBA playoffs are going to be the death of me. I was so stressed out for the game last night that I went home before tipoff, drank a gin and tonic to calm my nerves, then gorged through an entire bag of popcorn. As the game went on, my wife and I blew through two bottles of Prosecco, then ordered delivery from the Lebanese place we love so much, then broke out the mezcal bottles for shots before going on a walk.

At least we won!

But I don't remember much about what happened after we won. Go Warriors!

-David Driscoll