You Will Not Break Us, 2016
I don't care what you throw at me, 2016. You can give me more business than I can handle. You can overload my schedule with madness. You can kill off all my childhood idols if you want, but you will not break me. I will not bow and do a tearful memorial to the great George Michael with "Careless Whisper" or "Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me," tragic allusions to the sad and untimely death of both the talented singer and what's left of my youth. I will put on what is undoubtedly George Michael's most impactful and lasting hit and fucking rock out in defiance of you and all the music you have taken from us.
A man has his patience, 2016. Here's where mine ends.