Scenes from the Crowd
Below is a real conversation between myself and a guest at last night's K&L movie party at the Alamo Drafthouse:
GUEST: "Hey David, I had a quick question about upcoming events like these."
GUEST: "So, in the future, is there a way to find out about parties like this via the K&L website?"
ME: "Sorry, give me a second. Steven and I drank an entire bottle of Singani during the course of the movie and I'm feeling it now."
GUEST: "Ha! That's funny!"
ME: "Yeah, so if you check my blog we'll probably post the next event there. I definitely want to do this again, so that's probably where we'll post any news about future parties."
GUEST: "What's the website for your blog?"
ME: "........Sorry........it's......man, I'm feeling it."
GUEST: "Are you OK?"
ME: "Yeah, I'm just drunker than I planned on being right now."
GUEST: "Did you drink too many Singani cocktails?"
ME: "Yeah, but Steven and I also drank an entire bottle by ourselves after that."
GUEST: "Oh....you were being serious?"