No Spirits Tasting Tomorrow

Taking this week off. Go spend some time with your loved ones!

-David Driscoll


Adventures on El Camino: El Sinaloense

On El Camino and 17th Ave in San Mateo is a gigantic Safeway with a Starbucks just across the street - two ubiquitous establishments that you'll find on the corner of Anytown, USA. What's behind that Safeway is much more interesting, however. If you turn on to 17th, go past the Safeway, and hang a quick left on Palm Ave, there's a hidden gem lurking behind the supermarket that is completely off the beaten path. El Sinaloense is the Mexican restaurant you've been dreaming of, but never found because you couldn't actually see it behind all that corporate advertising. It's in a completely bizarre part of town that few locals ever frequent - a forgotten pocket off of El Camino that existed in San Mateo's former life.

As you can see from the painting above, Sinaloan cuisine is married to the sea. Located just under the state of Sonora, Sinaloa is a northernly province that lies along the Pacific Ocean with comida that focuses on fresh fish, shrimp, scallops, and oysters. El Sinaloense operates very much in that tradition. You can get a quick burrito, some tacos, or a plate of tomales if you want, but you'd be missing out on what this restaurant does best. Unless, of course, you get the machaca.

Machaca is a finely shredded (and often dried and sold in plastic bags) type of beef that is rehydrated when its cooked with vegetables and oil. It is also known as carne seca and is a specialty of northern Mexico, just like flour tortillas. Because I'm married to a Sonoran, I've learned that flour tortillas, while very popular in American burrito culture, are not the norm in most of Mexico. My father-in-law, who is from Colima, had to emigrate to the U.S. before he ever tasted a tortilla de harina. Only Sonora and Sinaloa use flour, whereas the rest of the south uses corn. Luckily, the guy who makes the flour tortillas at El Sinaloense is actually Sonoran, so you get the real deal when you eat here. The machaca is not nearly as fine as some of the dried specimen I've had in the past (which have been like hair), so don't worry about getting something totally foreign. My wife stuck with the Sinaloan tradition and got the Mazatlan: a giant plate of seafood sauteed with spices that you scoop up with the flour tortillas. Amazing stuff. I could have eaten both plates myself.

There's a decent amount of good tequila at El Sinaloense including Sinaloa's own Los Osuna, which we carry at K&L. There are some great beer cocktails as well like the Cerveza Preparada: beer with shrimp juice on the rocks with lime! You can drink well while you eat, no doubt.

The Michelada is the way to go, however. A bottle of beer (your choice - I did Dos Equis) with tomato juice, spicy seasoning and lime. Deeeeeeeeelicious! 

The salsa and chips at El Sinaloense are super dangerous as well. The roasted flavor of the tomatoes has a very home-made character that makes you feel like you're in someone's living room rather than a restaurant. Overall, this place is one of the best Mexican restaurants I've ever eaten at in the Bay Area. Granted, I've only ever had two dishes from the menu, but I would come back over and over again to eat those two things - and drink five more Micheladas. Most dinner options are in the $15 to $20 range, which means two can eat well for about $50.

More adventure awaits off the El Camino strip! Seek this place out.

-David Driscoll


Business Relations

The snarkiness of the whisk(e)y blogosphere has been on full display over the past week with the irresistible Maker's Mark story. Taking shots at a liquor company has never been easier (or more fun). I couldn't help painting a rather classist reponse last night, but the truth is I've got no problem with a company making more money. If you work hard to succeed, you definitely deserve success and I'm more than happy to add to it. The problem I have with Beam Global is that they're already making a ton of cash off this new whisk(e)y boom. They purchased Laphroaig and Ardmore in 2005, then moved in on Cooley this past year - three very successful distilleries. Diageo is now flirting with a ten billion dollar buy out offer. You've made it Beam Global! Ten billion dollars is likely coming your way. Congratulations.

But let's squeeze out just a bit more, someone thought. 3% more. Let's get 3% more volume per year. If Maker's Mark makes one million cases of booze per year, that's an extra 30,000. That means someone at Beam was willing to jeopardize the equity of their brand, the reputation of their slogan "we don't change," and the flavor profile of an iconic Bourbon for an extra 30,000 cases. Who greenlighted this idea?

I understand that money can be addictive. Believe me, we're in a boom period for booze so it must be tempting. People are hitting the jackpot like you wouldn't believe. Beam Global gave Bethenny Frankel $40 million for her Skinny Girl idea and everyone wants to be the next Pinnacle Vodka ($605 million - from Beam!). But this isn't a classist argument or a reaction against wealth and success. Don't get the wrong idea. I'm all for cashing in on a liquor brand. I wish I could do it! What bothers me is when a company displays a complete lack of respect for its clientele. The spin. The BS. The backtracking. The whole, "you spoke, we listened." It's completely patronizing. A patronizing of patrons, if you will.

That's what bothers me and that's what's bothering others. Don't talk to me like I'm an idiot.

-David Driscoll

UPDATE: Alcohol in one bottle of 'classic' Maker's Mark = 45% of 750 mL = 337.5 mL
Alcohol in one bottle of 'reduced' Maker's Mark = 42% of 750 mL = 315 mL
Number of bottles of 'reduced' Maker's Mark in one bottle of 'classic' Maker's Mark = 337.5 mL / 315 mL = 1.071429

So they actually would have made just over 7% more cases using the same amount of bourbon, or 71,429 in the example of a million cases. Thanks to SJ reader Ned for the math correction!


Greedy Person Sorry For Being Exposed

In today's news, a incredibly rich man who was attempting to get even richer by hoodwinking consumers decided to remain rich instead of filthy rich.

"I realized that telling people I was being greedy was a bad idea. Next time, I need to keep it to myself because the outcry has been unbelievable. I didn't think it would be that big of a deal, but I guess it is."

The rich man said he suddenly realized that remaining rich depends on consumers giving him their money.

"Taking money from people is more difficult than I thought," the rich man went on to say. "I had gotten so used to it, all that money flying in from all over the world, that I figured I could just do it even faster than before."

Numerous websites have been quick to praise the rich man for his thoughtful decision. One consumer said, "I always enjoyed him as rich. His decision to get filthy rich was uncomfortable to me because it was coming at my expense. I'm very proud of his new decision. It reminds me of the time I caught a man stealing money out of my wallet and I told him I didn't like it. We've been best friends ever since."

The rich man said he plans to find other ways to get richer, but doesn't plan on making them public next time.

-David Driscoll


Inaugural Salon Event Tonight

I've put an extra five tickets, plus two guest passes, into the system due to extremely high demand. After that we'll be violating the fire code! They're up for grabs for anyone who wanted to go, but got shut out. Here's what's happening at tonight's Buffalo Trace/Heaven Hill event:

- Six handsome shots of whiskey (not this 1/4 oz. BS we have to do in the store): Rittenhouse Rye, E.H. Taylor BIB Rye, Elmer T. Lee, 2002 Evan Williams Single Barrel, Weller 12 Year, Larceny Wheated.

- Plenty of snacks: homemade potato chips, three kinds of flatbread, crab cakes, bacon-wrapped dates, and endless bowls of the Vault's absolutely addictive brussel sprout chips. Servers will be walking around so that you can pick them off at your leisure.

- Kyle and I will be behind the Bourbon bar, rocking out to a fabulous 80s-themed soundtrack with classic romantic cinema flickering on the multiple screens. There will also be a second bar with a full stock of beer, wine, and booze for those who want to pay separately for something different.

- 100+ people in a fantastic space, drinking, partying, enjoying some fantastic American whiskey, all in the name of booze appreciation.

Five extra spots. Come join us!

-David Driscoll